HADITHS IN CONTRADICTION WITH LOGIC

2) GOD=TIME?
Hadith: Someone asked the Prophet where God was before He created the heavens and the earth, and he said: “He was wrapped in a cloud and above and below was air.”
Hanbal

Hadith: God is time.
Muvatta

Why are such absurd descriptions not contained in the Quran, but in hadiths solely? One of the founders of the four sects of Islam is Hanbal and the said hadith, the first one above, is quoted from his book. The author of the second hadith is Malik and he is the author of Muvatta and he is one of the founders of the four sects. The level of knowledge of those who says that God is time and that He was wrapped in clouds is an indication of the fact that they have not understood the Quran and they are unaware of the nature of air and time and God.

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PAGE 2: 1) LIVER OF THE FISH ON WHICH RESTS THE EARTH?
PAGE 4: 3) MOSES SLAPPING THE FACE OF AZRAEL THE ANGEL OF DEATH?
PAGE 5: 4) HOW CAN THE PROPHET BE CRUEL?
PAGE 6: 5) FIRE EXTINGUISHED BY PRAYER?
PAGE 7: 6) AN IMPORTANT INJUCTION REGARDING SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!
PAGE 8: 7) WOMAN LICKING PUS?
PAGE 9: 8.) IMPERTINENCE OF THE GOAT!
PAGE 10: 9) THE MAGIC STONE!
PAGE 11: 10) CONUNDRUM!